Out-of-Office? Think Different!

The Best of Dilbert "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Reply:

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the Office. If I was in, chances are you would not have received anything at all.

3: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management position.

4: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 6/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many individuals did this over and over).

7: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8: Hi. I am thinking about what you have just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

9: Hi! I am busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Do not bother to leave me any messages.

10: I have run away to join a different circus.

AND,

FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE

11: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Susie' instead of 'Steve'.

Color Crackle!

Wow! I mean literally wow! That's how I would like to describe the splendid display of fireworks I saw yesterday. The best part of 4th July is not the holiday but the gorgeous show of fireworks put forth by the state authorities. I felt like a little child who dreamt of a bright night sky with colorful stars falling over her. The crackling of fire crackers only made me eager to see more and more. It was a magnificent experience. I always knew pisceans have their own dream-world but wasn't consciously aware of their child-like (not childish) demeanor on having their dream fulfilled. I chose to defy myself yesterday. Well, these moments are rare. I chose to be a child yesterday. Who cares! I enjoyed from the abyss of my heart.

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Avoinding Recurrence of 9/11

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Moto ROKR AD

AB junior is awesomely funny! Ads ho to India ki warna naa ho! I just loved this ad. This ad is really creative and tickled my funny bone fully. Enjoy!

A Spoof I Can Relate To!

Here is a spoof on the song, 'Yeh duniya agar mil bhi jaye' from Guru dutt's 'Pyaasa'. Every grad student can relate to it. Found it on orkut. Enjoy:

Yeh paper yeh research yeh thesis ki duniya
Yeh science ke dushman publications ki duniya
Yeh results ke bhooke guideon ki duniya
Yeh PhD agar mil bhi jaaye to kya hai !

Har ek student ghayal har ek boss pyaasi (or pyaasa)
Dimaagon mein uljhan dilon mein udaasi
Yeh laboratory hai ya aalame badhawaasi
Yeh PhD agar mil bhi jaaye to kya hai !!

Yahaan ek khilona hai student ki hasti
Yeh hasti hai ya murda paraston ki grihasti
Yahaan par to hai thesis, chemicals se sasti
Yeh PhD agar mil bhi jaaye to kya hai !!!

Jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh paper
Mere saamne se hataa do yeh journal
Tumhaari hai, tumhi sambhaalo yeh thesis
Yeh PhD agar mil bhi jaaye to kya hai !!!!

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Movie Titles and College Students

True....very true:

Exams - Socha na tha
Classes - Kabhi kabhi
Question papers - Na tum jano na hum
Copying - Yaarana
Maths2 - Asambhav (It really was 'asambhav' for me!!!!)
Maths1 - Mission impossible
1st semester - Kuch to hai
2nd semester - Yeh kya ho raha hai
Distinction - Kal ho na ho
1st class - Raju bangaya gentleman
2nd class - Dil mange more
Fail - Phir milenge

(All you gujju-based students..remember ATKT = Aavu Te Kevu Thayu (Tapasyu)? :D)

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