A Spoof I Can Relate To!

Here is a spoof on the song, 'Yeh duniya agar mil bhi jaye' from Guru dutt's 'Pyaasa'. Every grad student can relate to it. Found it on orkut. Enjoy:

Yeh paper yeh research yeh thesis ki duniya
Yeh science ke dushman publications ki duniya
Yeh results ke bhooke guideon ki duniya
Yeh PhD agar mil bhi jaaye to kya hai !

Har ek student ghayal har ek boss pyaasi (or pyaasa)
Dimaagon mein uljhan dilon mein udaasi
Yeh laboratory hai ya aalame badhawaasi
Yeh PhD agar mil bhi jaaye to kya hai !!

Yahaan ek khilona hai student ki hasti
Yeh hasti hai ya murda paraston ki grihasti
Yahaan par to hai thesis, chemicals se sasti
Yeh PhD agar mil bhi jaaye to kya hai !!!

Jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh paper
Mere saamne se hataa do yeh journal
Tumhaari hai, tumhi sambhaalo yeh thesis
Yeh PhD agar mil bhi jaaye to kya hai !!!!

Cheerios