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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Celebrating the Festival of Lights

Happy Deepavali!



Monday, July 07, 2008

This is ME!

My chuckle burst into a heart-felt self-mocking laughter when i read this and haven't stopped laughing since PS forwarded this! I gave up making Iced Tea.....loooongggg time ago.



Thursday, June 19, 2008

Another Gem from Buddhism

The Buddha called Sujata to him and spoke kindly to her, "Sujata, there are seven types of wives a man may have. Which of them are you?"

"What are the seven types of wives, Venerable Sir?" asked Sujata.

"Sujata, there are bad and undesirable wives. There is a wife who is troublesome. She is wicked, bad tempered, pitiless, and not faithful to her husband."

"There is a wife who is like a thief. She wastes the money earned by her husband."

"There is a wife who is like a master. She is lazy, and thinks only about herself. She is cruel and lacking in compassion, always scolding her husband or gossiping."

"Sujata, there are the good and praiseworthy wives. There is a wife who is like a mother. She is kind and compassionate and treats her husband like her son and is careful with his money."

"There is a wife who is like a sister. She is respectful towards her husband, just as a younger sister to her brother, she is modest and obedient to her husband's wishes."

"There is a wife who is like a friend. She rejoices at the sight of her husband, just like a friend who has not seen her friend for a long time. She is of noble birth, virtuous and faithful."

"There is a wife who is like a handmaid. She behaves as an understanding wife when her shortcomings are pointed out. She remains calm and does not show any anger although her husband uses some harsh words. She is obedient to her husband's wishes."

The Blessed one asked, "Sujata, which type of wife are you like, or would you wish to be like?"

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Out-of-Office? Think Different!

The Best of Dilbert "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Reply:

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the Office. If I was in, chances are you would not have received anything at all.

3: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management position.

4: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 6/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many individuals did this over and over).

7: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8: Hi. I am thinking about what you have just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

9: Hi! I am busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Do not bother to leave me any messages.

10: I have run away to join a different circus.



11: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Susie' instead of 'Steve'.


Thursday, October 18, 2007

And the Queen Shall Be Back!

"Aaja Nachle" is undoubtedly one of the most awaited films of this year. And why not, the dance diva, Madhuri Dixit is back at what she does the best! She is looking fantabulous in the tile track.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Bravo India!

What a victory! Simply praiseworthy! We are the Twenty20 World Cup champions. A tight match and even tighter control on the nerves displayed by our new captain, the cool one, MS Dhoni. This calls for a double celebration, one for the World Cup and second for our newly found aggressive captain Dhoni!

And India still holds the record of winning 'all' the matches against their arch rivals Pakistan in any World Cup tournament. Awesome, isn't it?


As for the Indian Idol 3, Prashan Tamang was crowned the new successor of the musical throne. Congratulations to him. Frankly speaking, Amit Paul was a better and a more deserving candidate. His singing was nearly flawless and absolutely melodious. But, the better one isn't always the winner! What say ya?


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Saturday, July 28, 2007

Magnetic Keys

Wow. Now this is what I need! After all, I keep pulling off the letters from the keyboard. And then fitting the key back into its socket is a huge task. Magnetic keys can may my job easier. I would definitely look out for this one.

I love it when technology helps ME.