What PHD Really Means!
Patiently Hoping 4 Degree
Paid Holi..Days
Permanent Head Damage
Procrastination Hallucination and Depression
Pretty Hard Deal
Philosophically Disturbed
Please Hire. Desperate.
Pretty Homely Dork
Pathetically Hopeless Dweeb
Patiently Headed Downhill
Post Hole Digger
Pathetically Humiliated Donkey
Paid for Hired Dumbness (This one's from a very special friend)
Cheerios
Paid Holi..Days
Permanent Head Damage
Procrastination Hallucination and Depression
Pretty Hard Deal
Philosophically Disturbed
Please Hire. Desperate.
Pretty Homely Dork
Pathetically Hopeless Dweeb
Patiently Headed Downhill
Post Hole Digger
Pathetically Humiliated Donkey
Paid for Hired Dumbness (This one's from a very special friend)
Cheerios
Labels: Creativity
posted by Sujoo @ 8:07 AM
6 comments
6 Comments:
Hahaha .. let me forward to my PHD friends :)
Possibly Hard Dealing :-)...from ...
hahaha... awesome stuff...
All wrong... its means Pagal hai Doctor... Suejata... hehe
But ur post inspired me to write this in the middle of the night... Dont post this... just for ur perusal at what and ur rumblings can do to people:
Please Hire. Desperate. No, dont mistake it for another cliched acronym for PhD - Have not had the patience of playing with academics that long ! I am just another post-grad and like any other, dream of a respectable job which pays enough so that I can swim ahead of inflation without drowning in debts... Well, like any other middle class, I dont mind paying two-third of my salary towards EMIs for the colorful basket of loans - educational, housing, vehicle, personal etc etc - for the rest of my life... Dont u panic, the govt will take care that I dont waste the rest of the amount... I would surely find it enticing to either save it for some time when I would not be able to use it (because old people rarely have the willingness to go all out and have fun, and even if they want to, their frail physical condition dont permit them to) or just contribute to the funds of the bloody blood-sucking old goons (elected by who else but us), who loot our money to feed their whims... Thats why I suggest we take our Kapalbhati (a form of Yoga) seriously, so that we stay fit to enjoy the pensions we have worked so hard for during the years prime for such recreation, but could not afford to at that time... Morning walks are a thing of the past... we dont rise early enough and by the time we rise, the air is so fucking polluted that the walk causes more harm than good; and its so hot...thanks to global warming - the direct result of trying to uplift our life at a mad pace without thinking all the time... If this continues, Newton will be estranged from his famous theory - coz smart people who like to indulge in intellectual masturbation all the time will say that Gravity is just a myth, the earth SUCKS !!! and what is Newton without gravity... Well deserved for him though... Well, am not fretting - Middle class dont fret - they just dream big - are born with it, live with it and die with it... Now, u might wonder if its getting to my nerves - nah, not at all! Even if it does, I will camouflage it with a smile and convincingly follow it up with a good (but hollow) laugh ... lest I am mistaken for a weakling who likes to attract sympathy and typical smartass comments from generous fellow human beings carefully cultivated to be with him through the troubles he keeps inviting forever and my friends start avoiding me... I cant risk that, they are too precious for me... If after reading all these craps ur eyes brighten up at the thought of the 500 bucks cash and the blanket that you would receive from NIMHANS after admitting me there, I dont blame you... but then, God save those specialists over there... coz I wont spare them either:)
@Anon: Thank you for your extensive thoughts. However, it was meant for those who can appreciate the humor in it. Thanks anyways.
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