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Monday, November 07, 2005

Humocabulary!

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing of one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's (2005) winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders
the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that
stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer,
unfortunately,
shows little sign of breaking down in the near
future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the
purpose of getting laid.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and
the person who
doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are
running late.

10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes,
right? And then, like, the Earth explodes
and it's like, a serious bummer.

13. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day
consuming only
things that are good for you.
14. Glibido: All talk and no action.
15 Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when they come at
you rapidly.
16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom
at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the fruit
you're eating.

Courtesy: SB

Cheerios

3 Comments:

At 10:10 PM, Blogger Bhumi said...

cool ones..really funny :)) where did ya find it!!

Doppler..issh Dopeler effect definition is hillarious :D

 
At 11:37 PM, Blogger Nishit said...

really hillarious!!! where did you find it?

 
At 10:00 AM, Blogger Enjoy Life!! said...

my fav: Intaxication

 

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