Humocabulary!

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing of one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's (2005) winners:

1.  Cashtration (n.):  The act of buying a house, which renders 
     the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
2.  Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3.  Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts 
     until you realize it was your money to start with.
4.  Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5.  Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that  
     stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer,
   unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near
   future.
6.  Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the
    purpose of getting laid.
7.  Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8.  Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and
the person who doesn't get it.
9.  Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are
running late.
10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. 
12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
    really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes
    and it's like, a serious bummer.
13. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day
    consuming only things that are good for you.
14. Glibido:  All talk and no action.
15  Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
    when they come at you  rapidly.
16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
    you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
    your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
    the fruit you're eating.

Courtesy: SB

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