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Friday, May 06, 2005

Rejected in Interviews :D

So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for this question....

Story I
E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Companydon't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

Story II
E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

Story III
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My companyis dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

Story IV
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

Story V
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshoper"!(Job hoper lah!)

Story VI
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Willaffect our managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

Cheerios

5 Comments:

At 10:44 PM, Blogger Enjoy Life!! said...

so do u have an accepted in interviews list too :P

 
At 12:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm.. boyfriend/girlfriend pe naukri miltee hain kya?

 
At 11:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

tu online - yhoo var kadhee astes ga?

 
At 4:18 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

I think you should post your stories at http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=444441
;)

 
At 1:14 PM, Blogger Naveen said...

hahaha..
was very funny

looks like whenever the interviewer asks me abt girlfriend.. i better shake hands and walk away :P

 

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