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Friday, April 29, 2005

Some Definitions I couldn't find in the Dictionary !

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Divorce: Future tense of marriage

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight


Cheerios

3 Comments:

At 12:43 AM, Blogger Enjoy Life!! said...

=)) too good, esp cigarette, conference room and ecstasy.

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger Sujoo said...

Hehe..google it and find it urself. :D

lolz

 
At 5:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kool!!!!! esp Tear's! :)

 

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