Rejecting Pick Up Lines..Enjoy.
HE : I'm a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!!!
HE : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!
HE : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE : No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share!!!
HE : I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE : Okay, but would you stay there?
HE : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!
HE : Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
HE : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE : Okay, get out!!!
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why, don’t you already have one?
HE : Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
2 Comments:
so all from personal experience ?? ;)
Hi,
I am Vaibhav. See you in Orkut in community "Education in India".
So, don;t mind its my habbit to searching for friends,like from here i catch "enjoy life", seeing your blogs, because i also use google blog.
Nice Post !!!
Thanx for bearing my prattle.
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