Funny Shayaris

Yusuf ka husn, zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
kuch is tarah se haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
kasm khuda ki..cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai !!

Shishi Bhari Gulab Ki..
Shishi Bhari Gulab ki..
Pathar Se Tod DuT
umse Achha koi Mile to tumko Chhod doon

Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain,D
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain

Aur bhi bahut si cheezey loot chuki hai Dil ke saath
Ye bataya Doston ne Ishq furmane ke baad
Is liye Kumrey ki ek-ek cheez "Check" karta hoon main"
Ek tere aane se Pehle, ek tere jaane ke Baad"

Joron ki baarish makes u wonder...
zoron ki baarish makes u wonder...
dont just wonder..
taste the thunder!

Draupadi ka vastraharan, dushasan ko pada bhari
Draupadi ka vastraharan, dushasan ko pada bhari
saari mein saari, parag saari!

tum har raat mere khwaabon mein aise mataao,
tum har raat mujhe yuunh nasataao,
Melody khaao khud jaan jao........

>>>This onez from my ragging in Bpharm...lolz...They made me anwer it as if a question =)) And I went into the historical depths..to search the answer. =))

Shah Jahan ne Taj Mahal ko dekh kar kaha....
Shah Jahan ne Taj Mahal ko dekh kar kaha....
Saala..bahut kharcha ho gaya yaar !!!!

And this onez my favourite -

Mat pee sharaab Ghalib masjid mein baithkar
Ek hi botal hai, kahin khudaa na maangle !!!!

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See...thats why forwarded emails are soooo kewl. Received these nice shayaris in email. Morning was nice. Balanced the time doing work and some timepass. Had to develop my survey code book and show it to my advisor before he left for a conference. Did that. Suddenly coupla long-time-no-see-on-yahoomsgr friendz buzz. Enjoyed the chat thoroughly. By the time my stomach was rumbling. Kavz and Bri called..asked me if I was ready to have lunch..Boy...eveready shud be the word. Hmm...By the time we realized that we were already late for the TA work. I and kavita rushed and arranged the stuff in the lab. And then...we two were proctoring the exam till 5. I dint even get to sit. :( Dam tired....rather Dead tired by then. Caught a bus and came home by 7. Deepti had already made the dinner. Refreshed my self with some mango juice. And ditto....i and deepti said "Let watch FRIENDS". Watchcing that right now while writing the blog. Can't stop laughing.....ohh man..the seventh season rocks !!!!!! No orkutting till now...lolz.
Planning to call it a day early today..tomorrow have to be at the clinic early....yea EARLY lolz.

Aur jaate jaate ek aur shayari:

Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai,
Birdy gana ga raheli hain,
Cow log grass kha raheli hain,
Shaane log mail kar rahele hain ,
Aur dhakkan log blog padh rahele hain!!!!!

lolz...Just kidding. Adios Amigos.